In search of Banksy the Legionary

An unexpected mission

At our Branch meeting on Wednesday 6th, many kind people wished me well. One of them, however, piqued my interest in a very special way. He said I might find it interesting to visit Gelt Woods near Brampton. He had owned the woods many years ago, and told me a hair-raising story about one of his daughters being injured there. He also mentioned that the Romans had quarried wall-building stone there, and had left some interesting graffiti on one of the quarried rock surfaces. If you have the 1:25,000 OS map of Carlisle you can find it at NY531578 (and there’s another at NY526587 that I didn’t get to).

A trip to Brampton

So it was that obscure rural bus timetables were investigated, and – today being only a 15-mile day on the trail – I went out there in the afternoon, the kindly bus driver unofficially letting me out just by the nearest access.

The west entrance to Gelt Woods

It’s lovely. Really beautiful. The little River Gelt cuts a sharp-edged trough in the pink gritstone, leaving tall straight exposures that must have made Roman quarrymen very happy.

Gelt River

Graffiti hunt

Sure enough, spot on the grid reference NY531578, I saw a little flight of stone steps leading up to one of the quarry faces. At first there is some rather dull, probably late 19th century lettering in the “Gazza n Lil woz ere” vein, but a little further on – guarded by a dodgy path and some seriously misanthropic midges – there’s a rather more interesting graffito that just might be Roman, though I doubt it.

Probably not Roman

No, we must look even further along. But the path (hah, path? I think not) is by this stage very precarious indeed, so that fingers and gritted teeth are needed for security. And then there it is, just high enough so that I have to jam my toes into the rock a few inches above the path to be able to take even a poor photo:

The real deal

It’s in fairly poor shape and in any case I had no chance of deciphering it, what with adrenalin-fuelled pupil dilation putting everything out of focus and the feverish trembling of desperately grasping digits making my whole body wobble. I’m sure, though, that I found it. Here it is in context, seen from the riverbank.

Looking along the bank
Totally accessible! Looking up from river level

There’s no doubt Gelt Wood is a very special place. I’m thrilled I got the chance to visit.

Disclaimer

Of course, we do need to clarify – for Sally, mainly – that the six-inch wide strip of leaf litter, held together by a few plants, that I was standing on was totally 100% safe and without risk. And even if it had collapsed, the 20 foot sheer drop to gritstone riverbank would have been entirely trouble-free.