Parkinson's UK Oxford Branch Parkinson's UK, our parent charity

Spring 2020 Special

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The Corona Shuffle

 Jenyth Worsley

Poetry and humour can be found even in the strangeness of our occasional visits out

The Corona Shuffle

Swerve to the left and

Swerve to the right

Do the corona shuffle

And you’d better stay upright

Prams take priority

And walkers with their dogs.

The elderly with sticks although

Some are on their trikes

Beware the pavement cyclists

(Mainly students from abroad)

They’ll knock you to the road where you’ll be

Run down by a bus

In the shops avoid the aisles

Where toilet rolls are gone

Bananas are quite popular

And soups are always fun

Swerve to the left and then

Swerve to the right.

Keep two metres distance

And you’ll come out alright.

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